Become A Morning Person in 7 Easy Steps
Casey Johnston

Huh. Really confused here. Is this sarcasm? Like the kind of sarcasm where someone says “knock knock” and you say “who’s there?” and they say “banana” and you say “banana who?” and they just launch right back into “Knock knock”, and like, what the FUCK because you’re supposed to have the funny joke after the “banana who?” part of the joke, and it’s just this endless loop where I’m edging so hard I’m slamming my dick into the screen door over and over again until they finally say “Orange” “Orange who?” “Orange you glad I didn’t say banana” and I shoot my load all over my Star Wars sheets as I’m wheezing and trembling, finally feeling the sweet release of understanding where THE JOKE is.

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