Katie NovotnyThe Worst Things About NYC, Which I Can’t Wait To Experience Again, Whenever The Hell We Get Out…As we quarantine ourselves from ourselves, learn how to make bread so good we never have to buy it again, rearrange what little furniture…Apr 15, 2020Apr 15, 2020
Katie NovotnyThe world is burning, but I think I still deserve to get irrationally mad when I PMS hard, so…(Originally published here.)Jan 11, 2020Jan 11, 2020
Katie Novotny15 Reasons Why You Should Sleep With Me More Than Once Cause I’m Really Not That Intimidating.(Originally published here.)Nov 11, 2019Nov 11, 2019
Katie NovotnyListen, I’m a Catholic Kid And I Get Misunderstood All The Time By Anyone That Isn’t a White…Written by Katie Novotny and Erin ConroyJan 24, 2019Jan 24, 2019
Katie NovotnyI Danced With A Boy At My Friend’s Wedding So Obviously We’re Getting Married And Here’s How I…THE DATEJul 19, 2018Jul 19, 2018
Katie NovotnyI Can’t Talk to My Male Co-workers About #MeToo and #TimesUp so Here’s Excuses I Use Instead When…Subhead: Is it ironic that a male at a humor site passed on publishing this story?Jan 17, 2018Jan 17, 2018
Katie Novotny13 Reasons Why I Wasn’t Cool Enough To Go To Pitchfork.Written by Katie Novotny and Bryan Duff.Jul 17, 2017Jul 17, 2017
Katie NovotnyThe Donald J. Trump Paternity Ward Welcome PacketDictated by Donald J. Trump and transcribed by Katie Novotny and Patrick HenselerMay 10, 2017May 10, 2017
Katie Novotny7 Times I Accidentally Confessed to My Coworkers That I Cried Alone When They Simply Asked, “What’d…“I went to a fancy dinner! A random ass group of friends are trying to start a dinner club to ‘be more cultured’ and ‘see each other more.’…Mar 15, 2017Mar 15, 2017
Katie NovotnyF*ck Virginia. (The Chick From That Train Song)The chick sucks. She sucks a real, big fat one.Aug 25, 2016Aug 25, 2016