Top 5 Star Wars Parody Twitter Accounts

The Force Awakens was released on DVD/Blu Ray this week, but the gifts from Santa didn’t stop there. A new trailer for Rogue 1, a Star Wars spinoff film, also dropped online, reminding fans everywhere that Disney is offering up an appetizer to Episode VIII before it premieres in 2017.

If you’re having severe anxiety over the wait for Rogue 1 and Episode VIII, fear not, young Padawan. Twitter has bequeathed humanity with several Star Wars parody accounts, and they are as entertaining as an Ewok on a speeder.

1.) Emo Kylo Ren

dear diary
 my mom missed my band concert
 she said she was busy leading a galactic resistance but I had a clarinet solo
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) April 3, 2016

This was the first parody account I encountered shortly after seeing The Force Awakens (for the first time, just to clarify). The world gets to peek into the angsty, shade-filled filled diary of Kylo Ren. Just like any teen, he hates his parents, desires world domination, and has an obsession with Darth Vader.

i’m fine
 even Darth Vader got rejected when he first applied to school and his test scores were insane
 it’s not like it’s a rational process
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) April 1, 2016

A few more of my favorites:

dear diary
 i wish people wouldn’t say things cost an arm and a leg
 my grandfather lost an arm and both legs and it wasn’t a joking matter
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) March 22, 2016
“come!”
 *dog runs past him to Rey*
goddammit
— Emo Kylo Ren (@KyloR3n) March 8, 2016

2.) Bad Father Han

The response to Emo Kylo Ren is here, and he’s as crabby as Harrison Ford on a plane full of terrorists.

Life Hack: Don’t procreate.
— Bad Father Han Solo (@BadFatherHan) April 5, 2016

This account shares a lot of Star Wars merchandise, but the repartee between Bad Father Han and Emo Kylo Ren is pretty spectacular.

.@KyloR3n I’m just glad Snoke got up to the “how to stab your old father while he LETS YOU DO IT” part of your training.
— Bad Father Han Solo (@BadFatherHan) April 5, 2016

3.) Very Lonely Luke

Poor Luke. He has to *SPOILER ALERT* spend all of The Force Awakens playing I Spy with just himself. And I’m sure that can get a little old on a mountain surrounded by a vast body of water.

If you could take only one thing with you to a deserted island, what would it be?
I chose the Force.
I should have picked a Game Boy.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) April 3, 2016
My robes rubbed together until I accidentally shocked myself.
The emperor wasn’t so special after all.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) March 24, 2016

He also has some interactions between other members of the Star Wars Twitter Empire:

Well, @KyloR3n, Uncle Owen taught me to work the land and make do with less.
Sorry I didn’t waste my childhood writing Vader fan fiction.
— Very Lonely Luke (@VeryLonelyLuke) March 19, 2016

4.) Sassy BB-8

bwoooooooooop! #FridayFeeling pic.twitter.com/IdFcw0lCFE
— BB-8 (@SassyBB_8) February 5, 2016

For an account consisting mostly of “beeps” and “boops,” it has amassed 471 followers…and that’s more than I have. My vocabulary is much larger. What gives?

“Beep boop bop beep.” — @BarackObama#SOTU
— BB-8 (@SassyBB_8) January 13, 2016

5.) Glum George Lucas

Poor George. He sells his company AND doesn’t get to direct The Force Awakens. What’s a billionaire to do?

The original trilogy is on everyone’s top movie lists.
The prequels are not.
I know where I went wrong.
They needed more Jar Jar.
— Glum George Lucas (@GlumGeorgeLucas) April 4, 2016
I sold Star Wars to Disney to keep it family friendly.
Two other bidders actually offered more money, though.
Nice try, Fox and Porn Hub.
— Glum George Lucas (@GlumGeorgeLucas) March 31, 2016

Originally published at seeheresthething.com on April 8, 2016.

Like what you read? Give Kate Amatuzzo a round of applause.

From a quick cheer to a standing ovation, clap to show how much you enjoyed this story.