Katrina Muller

Journ 225

September, 13, 2016


The first annual rutabaga eating contest was cancelled because of adverse weather.

It’s not alright to drink an excess of beer before going to a football game.

Like Einstein said “All knowledge is relative.”

The state capital of Los Angeles is located at 3722 Dagwood Road.

The Mayor refused to go along with the city councils vote. “I disagree.” He stated

Madonna certainly has a flare for fashion, she always wears expensive outfits. (????)

The bomb totally destroyed Sen. Kitsmoot’s bird cage.

My bright-green Chevrolet, which was in the garbage, needs a new transmission.

Horowitz, an ethics major, vowed never to compromise his principals. (???)

At the end of the book report Haynes cited “World Book” as a source. (62)


The 25-year-old man wept as he left Hattiesburg, Mississippi. (416) (8)

This Nov. 10th will mark our anniversary. (181)

Don’t park the car on Rodeo Drive. Instead, park it on 12 Davis St. (4)

They spent $130 to buy a new set of nose rings.

Smoots moved to the North because people there were so nice. (82)

At 7 p.m. this evening the rodeo will begin in town square.

Yesterday the terrorists blew up their home at 123 Melrose St.

About 5 percent of professors have lost their hair. (212)

After two feet of snow fell on his home, in Colombus, Ohio, Jones decided to leave. (5)

Miss smith bet $50 that her brother weighed more than a 1964 Chevy.

John smith, the Gov of Califonia, set his trailer on fire on Sept. 1.

During the 1970’s everyone wore bell-bottom blue jeans to church(???)


In August of 1985, Davis rented a rutabaga stand in Augusta, Georgia.

Pomerantz tied the bee-hive to Sen. Gramm’s cowboy hat.

In the 1980’s Davies left the Midwest and moved to Lorie Valley in France.

Smoots brought two cups of coffee to the Gov.

About 8 percent of the cantaloupes have been stuffed with rutabagas.

Jones bet $40 that his roommate had hidden the sandwich

The three university professor shared a house at 613, 25th, Av.

On Dec. 11th, all classes will be cancelled.

Yesterday morning the mayor skipped her aerobics class

Davies drove 2,000,000 miles in his old Toyota Corolla before it blew up.

Dr. Kildare said he had filed a malpractice suit against Marcus Webby.

At 8 p.m. in the evening, Gov. Jim Guy Tucker of Arkansas, will give a short speech in front of Gorbos Library.