I Brought a Banana to a Knife Fight

Illustration by @Kindra Blankenship

Occasionally I get the crazy idea that most people have good intentions, or that they have my best at heart, or that next time they will let me have the last piece of pizza.

But from time to time I have to quietly remind myself that it was actually a completely insane idea to even think such lunacy as I howl at the moon of passionate emotional desires.