This is rather ridiculous. As Arix has said, you don’t include Cloyster but you include Dratini which you call a ‘silicone sex toy’? You must have an extremely perverse mind or grasping at straws on that one.

You mention Tentacool, Squirtle, Dugtrio and Seel. How in anyway are these sexual except from Seel’s incredibly sexual horn. I mean wow, keep you kids away from this game because it has a Seal with a little cone on it’s head. /s

This is extremely clickbait and ridiculous. I have to agree with George with the similarities between this article and Buzzfeed.