What time is the Super Bowl, you ask?

There are a couple of different theories.

1. We will never know
2. The Super Bowl exists on a plane removed from time and space; it has no end and no beginning.
3. The Super Bowl has always been at war with EastAsia.
4. It will begin when you stop asking about it, Carl.
5. The Super Bowl was dead all along. The flashback sequence was merely a rubric to throw off the viewers.
6. The Super Bowl is actually an acronym that tells you when it starts— it means Surely Under People Exacting Righteous Barbs, Only When Living.
7. It just started. Look behind you; oh well, you missed it.
8. 1812. Oh no, that was just a regular war. Not sure when it starts.
9. Are you sure it’s called that? S-U-P-E-R-B-O-W-L? I don’t think that’s a thing.
10. 6:30, this Sunday.