Published inThe Belladonna ComedyCongratulations! That Stray Cat You Took in is Pregnant!Have you seen a cat’s ultrasound before? Now you can!Sep 19A response icon23Sep 19A response icon23
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyNotes on Your Sleep Hygiene from the Ghost Who Stands at the Foot of Your Bed All NightMaybe you should develop a pre-bedtime routine, like journaling or building an altar and burning incense to appease my restless spirit.Apr 10A response icon20Apr 10A response icon20
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyThe Weird Aunt’s Guide to Soothing a BabyWhile your family may describe you as “bizarre” and “a bit of a black sheep,” you have special skills that will benefit this baby.Feb 20A response icon30Feb 20A response icon30
Published inSlackjawWe’re The Arguing Couple Who Discover The Body In Law & OrderThis is our story. -Dun Dun-Jan 18A response icon23Jan 18A response icon23
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyVeteran Duck Actor Can Only Book Those Oil Spill Soap Commercials NowMy agent dropped me when I got in a wingfight with Daffy outside the Chateau MarmontJan 16A response icon12Jan 16A response icon12
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyRejected Recipes and Decor from a Creative Team that Simply Can’t Muster One More Halloween Issue…A couple weeks before your party, hide several dozen peeled hard boiled eggs around your home.Oct 30, 2024A response icon20Oct 30, 2024A response icon20
Published inSlackjawWhat The Canada Geese Are Really Saying As They Migrate“So I go to the playground and I take this massive dump at the end of the slide…”Oct 1, 2024A response icon45Oct 1, 2024A response icon45
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyThe Trees are Sick of Your Leaf Peeping and are Hereby UnionizingIs the oxygen we provide you not enough? We need to put on a show, too?Sep 23, 2024A response icon31Sep 23, 2024A response icon31
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyPOV: Your Dentist and Hygienist Were Having an Affair and Had a Messy Breakup Right Before Your…“You’re gonna feel just a little prick. You’ll barely feel it. I know I never did.”Aug 4, 2024A response icon24Aug 4, 2024A response icon24
Published inThe Belladonna ComedyBreaking News: Aging Millennial Finally Announces Mid-Life Crisis ObsessionThis just seemed like the right choice for me and my family to distract from the fact that I’ll never be able to retire.Jun 3, 2024A response icon24Jun 3, 2024A response icon24
