Filling Out Forms

Domestic goddess

Gets a

Stale laugh and

Housewife

Sounds a bit too

June Cleaver

(unless you are sporting pumps and a halo)

House Frau

Is only slightly better and

Kali

The creator of time and death

Makes people

Back away slowly

Fill in the blank:

Unemployed

Stay-at-home mom

Writer

Poet

Jane-of-all-trades

Overfill the blank:

Person who deals with small critter

Corpses- frogs on the porch, voles

In the garage, sparrows under the fence.

Cleaner of lint traps, doer of dishes,

Laundress, purchaser of

Consumables.

Home-keeper whose windows are lousy with cobwebs.

Shoveler of snow and mower of lawn.

Leaf raker. Mail sorter. Message taker.

Garbage remover.

Listener.

Homework analyst.

Welcome mat.

I give people rides.

Ten minutes staring into space

And finally I write: Available.