arthur schopenhauer has the perfect children’s book name and here’s proof

@ me all you want, nerds, see if i give a fuck

  1. arthur schopenhauer and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
  2. arthur schopenhauer and the chamber of secrets
  3. arthur schopenhauer and the purple crayon
  4. arthur schopenhauer and his steam shovel
  5. because of arthur-schopenhauer
  6. the very hungry schopenhauer
  7. tales of a fourth-grade schopenhauer
  8. arthur schopenhauer and the chocolate factory
  9. schopenhauer, schopenhauer, what do you see?
  10. arthur of green schopenhauer
  11. arthur schopenhauer the pest
  12. mr. schopenhauer’s penguins
  13. the lion, the witch, and arthur schopenhauer
  14. arthur schopenhauer and the rats of NIMH
  15. cloudy with a chance of arthur schopenhauer
  16. are you my arthur?
  17. I love arthur schopenhauer forever
  18. the little arthur that could
  19. arthur schopenhauer poops
  20. make way for schopenhauer