How About Instead Of Watching Tonight’s Debate We Just Do This

This looks good.

Don’t watch the debate tonight — come on! You don’t even have a TV! You don’t even have cable! What are you going to do, use your computer to watch it? No, this is better. Listen:

Part company with your friends, with your work, with your world. Spread your arms, thrust out your chest. Waddle proudly into the open abyss. And when you can waddle no longer, collapse to your stomach and slide over the plain, until you hit the mountains, and climb, and climb, and climb, until you are nothing, until you are no more. Until you feel nothing, hear nothing, see nothing, except for the static of wind against nothing, of the howling brightness of the stars above in the expanse of nothing.

Let no one stop you. :)