Tofu Consistency: A Spectrum

Extra Soft

Soft

Medium

Firm

Extra Firm

Super Firm

Extra Super Firm

Super Extra Firm

The Firmest Tofu

Even Firmer Than The Firmest Tofu

Seems Impossible To Get Firmer Than That, But It Can, And This Is It

Granite-Like

Diamond-Like

Firmer Still Than A Diamond

Firmer Than The Firmest Thing In The Known Universe

A Firmness That Laughs In The Face Of God

Can It Be Firmer? It Can!

Please Stop This

Unnatural; Against Nature

You’ve Gone Too Far

Mankind Was Not Meant To Have This Kind Of Power To Create This Kind Of Firmness

Doctor Winthrop, Please! That Is Too Firm!

Please Step Away From The Machine

Think About The Future… Think About Your Legacy

Your Son, Doctor Winthrop… Your Son!

Think About Your Son!

NO

Frankly Inedible At This Point

Hard