Today, they took my children.
Kristin Diversi

He actually says in his bio that Shia Labeouf is his spirit animal.

I don’t think Shia Labeouf even would want to be Shia Labeouf’s spirit animal.

Also, this is a work of fiction, Gregory, not an article. And honey, Greggie, stop giggling, that’s not sarcasm. Learn the basics to distinguish between literary and journalism terms.

PS great story, Kristin.

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