When she was born, I thought she was annoying. She was my new roommate. She didn’t speak English. She was pretty damn demanding, she shat on the floor whenever she wanted, and she would latch onto my wife’s breast every day.
The Only Two Rules You Need To Follow In All Areas Of Life
James Altucher

Another Altucher post that makes you realize your writing sucks in comparison. Thanks a f’ing lot James.

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