Two fat pigs

Today, two fat pigs came in to my shop.

The two fat pigs said haughty, “Oink, oink…. Your stuff looks like underweight.”

I said, “Noink, noink….. You looks like overweight.”

The two fat pigs grabbed the stuff roughly and put on a measure

and said “Oink, oink…. See. these are underweight.”

I said, “Noink, noink….. Watch yourself. You are overweight.”

The two fat pigs said, “Oink, oink…. The weights have to be fair and square.”

I said, “But, why are you so round?”

The two fat pigs said, “Oink, oink…. The measure has to be accurate.”

I said, “But probably you don’t want to see your accurate weight?”

Two fat pigs said, “Oink, oink… We will be back. Watch you back.”

I said, “Noink, noink….. Watch your weight?”

Two crying fat pigs leave my shop and went to back to cut cherry.