The Anderson Files, Vol. 5

10. In six days, it’ll be six months. Since I had my gallbladder out.

9. Donald Trump, Jr. isn’t a ‘kid.’ He’s 39 years old.

8. Roy Cohn still haunts us today. In the form of Dorito Don.

7. Richard Wershe, aka “White Boy Rick,” should stay in prison.

6. Reunions are fun. Planning, not so much.

5. Melania looks miserable.

4. It’s still a tax cut.

3. Rick Santorum is still a colossal dick. Among other things.

2. Ted Nugent is still a draft-dodging coward. Among other things.

  1. Kid Rock is still a poser. Among other things.
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