Dozens feared dead in neonazi compound as eugenics robot goes on a murderous spree identifying and incinerating humans with low to no IQ at all.

Ken Kamami
Aug 27, 2017 · 2 min read

Douches, OR- An entire patriot encampment in the backwoods of Oregon, is reeling from an amazing example of self fuckery. At the suggestion of a local KKK Wizard, the camp recently procured an AI marvel of technology to combat a troubling spike in inferior humans around the state. Carnage The Robot immediately went on a rampage after the Amazon delivery driver had got his signature and departed. Upon activation, the robot who’s deceptively small, did not await further instructions or stall around basking in the doting admiration of his new owners. He shot a glowing weblike substance at a nearby wall and used it to hoist himself up for a more tactical position. After totally strafing everyone in the conference room with disintegrating ammo to the chest, he swung out the building shattering a huge tempered window as he did so. He then scampered mechanically across the compound all the while scanning for a location from which his RC-456 exploding uranium marbles could inflict the most damage. The effectiveness of the subsequent choice of placement can be measured by the complete lack of the once thriving awesome hate factory.

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