Republicans Stuck In The Quicksand Of Repeal
James M. Ridgway, Jr.
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I just had an epiphany. It’s on how to win over the disproportionately politically powerful self smothering masses in rural America.

It’s simple really. Just act like giant dicks with no interest whatsoever at heart about your constituents. You’ll be surprised at how fast they flock to your corner. Then, once you’re in, drastically pivot and shove jobs and affordable healthcare down their throats. And make the 1 percenters pay their fair share.

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