That’s okay.
Jessica Wildfire

I’d like that very much. In all future correspondence, we’ll just refer to him as ‘fuckaroo’ instead of ‘my boyfriend’. E.g if he walks in unexpectedly, you can say, “Fuckaroo is in the nest; abort, abort.” Best way to remember this is to just avoid the phrase ‘my boyfriend’ whenever you’re around me. Or holding his hand..that shit is super corny.

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