Question: what the actual fuck is a “muzzard”?
SF Ali

I’m pretty sure a muzzard is an extremely ugly flightless bird — an unfortunate product of the illegitimate union between a Canadian goose and a kiwi. They hunt porcupines at night and are critically endangered due to constantly choking on quills. You can find them in Southeastern Asia tropical forests and around abandoned pyramids in Egypt.

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