Smell Machine

Trust me, this isn’t going to make any scents.

So sometimes when I’m in bed I have the weirdest ideas. One of those ideas came to me the other day, I guess because I wasn’t particularly fond of the way my room was smelling at the time. Now, before I go any further, this is definitely not a serious idea. This is completely impossible. Maybe sometime in a million years the aliens can have this. But for now, this post is all we have. Let’s get started.

Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could have a smell machine?
That’s right. A smell machine.
You mean an air freshener? We already have those. 
No. Not just an air freshener. I mean a smell machine. Plug this bad boy in and you can make your whole room smell like whatever you want. It’d be like having flavored oxygen in your room, but maybe a bit stronger. Whatever wonderful smell you happen to choose would fill the entire room. When you get tired of that wonderful smell, you can go ahead and open up the Smell Machine app and search for a new smell in the huge smell database. Want your room to smell like oranges? Done. Apples? Done. Febreze? Got it. Fresh baked chocolate chip cookies? Sure!

I was sitting here in bed with my Nana snoring louder than a tornado in the next room and thought to myself, this has to happen!

So, I would like all of the genius scientists out there to begin working on a time machine. There’s no way a smell machine is happening anytime soon, so I’m just going to have to travel to a time where it does exist.

Oh, and for whoever does invent the smell machine: I want half your profit. I’ll be arriving shortly in my time machine.

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