PORNHUB MORE EDUCATIONAL THAN CNN
After last night’s speech, the multi-screen cast at CNN was shocked that President Trump continued to be an asshole. Brian Stelter clutched his pearls and worried that the people out in the country were worried about the Trump’s mental health. Not only was no one shocked, but it doesn’t matter. Which got me to thinking, what is more intellectually stimulating watching contrived fake wrestling matches on CNN that don’t matter at all or Pornhub various other tube sites. I think there is a good case to be made that Pornhub is more intellectually intriguing than CNN. Here’s why: At least the comments section of Pornhub can provide valuable information in sociology, observations such as “I would love to cum on her tits!” Or questions and answers like “Who is she?” which is typically accompanied by reliable information, often hyperlinked, making jerking off more convenient. CNN on the other hand, has many of the characteristics of Porn, like predictability, inane dialogue, but offers nothing in by way of answers. Instead, they bring on two people that you don’t like and then ask the person that doesn’t like Trump, whether they still think Trump is a piece of shit. They still do. Then the ask someone that likes Trump whether they continue to like Trump, despite being an idiot. They do. Nothing happens. No one’s mind is changed. On Pornhub, you can learn all kinds of things like what does FFM stand for. Also until recently, I didn’t know about cosplay, but because of the Pornhub, I know understand that not only is it used as a sexual fetish but also has a broad audience that doesn’t involve penetration. On CNN a host brings on guests that like Trump or hate Trump and they yell at each other. Therefore, Pornhub has more intellectual integrity than CNN.
