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Do I nitpick? I hesitate, but I will anyway. Using “A Modest Proposal” in a title generally indicates satire. It comes from Jonathon Swift’s essay that many read in High School about selling the children of poor people so they can be eaten by the rich.

This article is not a satire. It’s pretty straightforward. I know that it was more of a play on the “proposal” part than the “modest,” but I couldn’t help myself.

I also kind of like stadium proposals. They’re nice — although stadiums advertising a package for it seems a bit much.

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