If you stoppped there, you missed this one: “Good lord. I watched hours of M-K&A movies as a little black child and missed all of this. What the heck was I internalizing? What sort of prejudice did Mary-Kate and Ashley spread to other children? Please don’t tell me Billboard Dad had anything as offensive.”
It’s almost as if watching a ridiculous set-piece in a kid’s movie isn’t going to turn the entire world into a bunch of racists.