I laughed at this

NYC #1 Masterbater

Conner O’Malley interviews people at an erotica convention.

Tony Camarabi: The best part of jerking off, for me, is cumming, right?

Guy: Yes, yes.

Tony: That’s the best part, right?

Guy: Yeah.

Tony: Hands down.

Points at a food stand.

Tony: Did you get the empanadas?

Guy: No.

Cut to him in front of an empanada stand.

Tony: Delicious, good ass food called the empanadas.