I laughed at this
Stop Podcasting Yourself — Episode 415: Kory Mathewson
Dave describes trying a horchata.
Dave: It’s a cold drink. If you’ve been to a Mexican restaurant, you’ve probably seen it in those machines that just keep circulating the juice.
Graham: Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah.
Dave: But it’s the milky juice.
Graham: Yeah. Like “juice cubes.”
Dave: Those machines are doing a horrible job of selling the product.
Kory: Because it’s just sprays on the roof of the glass box and dribbles down.
Graham: “This machine is cleaning itself with this beverage.”