Close The Window
Darling, I have good news! The Guinness book
Of World Records called. We’ve been awarded
the title of coldest apartment! Look,
I’m sorry I have complained. Some poor kid
In Africa or maybe Mexico
Would kill to have their home this cold, but don’t
you think we’re hogging it? It all could go
to other apartments who I think won’t
mind having their temperature go down
a degree or two. We could even turn
on the heat, and have a laugh around town
about how silly it is. We could burn
some of my books. What’s that? I guess you’re right.
I should just put on a sweater at night.