Alternatives to “dumpster fire”

Litmus test for acceptable usage:

The iTunes interface is a ____________ of an experience.
  • Septic smolder
  • Urinal dookie drop
  • Dump truck dance party
  • Cheddar chow mien funk off
  • Polytetrafluoroethylene circle jerk
  • Cherry bomb in an outhouse
  • Shit pit
  • Enron reach-around
  • Ulcerated fleapit
  • Trump taco dump
  • Drunk-ass tractor relay
  • Deep-fried dirty diaper bin
  • Skrillex-and-scrapple mash-up
  • Budweiser
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