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Kevin Ridolfi

Kevin Ridolfi

Cleanin’ Off Six Platefuls

I originally wrote this song parody in March 2006 (apparently my month for food tributes). It’s set to the tune of Eminem’s “Cleanin’ Out…

Dec 14, 2016

Dec 14, 2016

Kevin Ridolfi

I Didn’t Want to Wait, But I Did

This parody piece was originally published on Tumblr on June 29, 2013, following the public news of Katie Holmes divorcing Tom Cruise…

Jun 30, 2016

Jun 30, 2016

Kevin Ridolfi

In the Wink of an Eye

My maternal grandfather, Raymond Washburn, died peacefully at 3:00 this morning at the Philip Hulitar hospice center in Providence, RI. He…

Apr 29, 2016

In the Wink of an Eye

Apr 29, 2016

Kevin Ridolfi

Second-Rate First Date

First dates fall under their own special category of people-watching. Regular, run-of-the-mill people watching — for me, at least —…

Apr 29, 2016

Apr 29, 2016

Kevin Ridolfi

Locura

Voices in my head rumble like Estadio Azteca. Tirelessly. Yo no hablo español. Violate my sleep all night with radio mariachi. Tired, I…

Apr 29, 2016

Apr 29, 2016

Kevin Ridolfi

Sour Grapes Make a Horrible Whine

Apr 29, 2016

Apr 29, 2016

Kevin Ridolfi

Scott Weiland Memoriam

Apr 29, 2016

Apr 29, 2016

Kevin Ridolfi

Dental Damning

This afternoon I was rejected from donating blood because I had a simple, basic dental cleaning this morning. The guy with smoker’s cough…

Apr 29, 2016

Apr 29, 2016

Kevin Ridolfi

Coffee Talk

I spend a lot of time in coffee shops, most often Starbucks but I don’t believe in exclusivity so I make sure to spread the love to other…

Apr 29, 2016

Apr 29, 2016

Kevin Ridolfi

Faded Picture

Three oaks lined the driveway, sprouting icicles like daggers. A tiny fir stood in the yard, bent low by the weight of the storm. A sheet…

Apr 29, 2016

Apr 29, 2016

Kevin Ridolfi

Kevin Ridolfi

Designer, Internet developer, writer and drummer from the biggest little state in the Union. I taste like chicken. https://about.me/kevinridolfi

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