This is for the steppers. Strictly for the steppers.
When the trailer for the Angry Birds movie first appeared, people on the internet wondered if maybe it looked a little Trump Propaganda-y. A few articles dismissed this as ~internet craziness~.
I finished writing a book called Kim Kardashian: Trapped In Her Own Game. A year ago at this time it had been read 500k times, but as of today it’s been read over 2M times? What the heck.
See Ev is the reason / that we’re here today
So his story is ours / in a roundabout way
Now I know y’all / are like “Get on with it Kev!!!”
So let me rap to y’all / about a head named Ev
Not “medium” / in terms of quality
But yeah OK / I mean I guess we’ll see
So now I think / it’s about that time
to bust out / another Medium rhyme
My name is Kevin and I’m here to say
I write on Medium every day
A story about Beyoncé and Solange eating at Chipotle.