Breaking News : Update
National Turkey Federation, Washington DC
. ( now that’s a perfect Oxymoron
. If. if ever I’ve seen one)
White House Counsels Office has released the news- “ Obama’s pardoned Turkeys ( Tater & Tot)
status cannot be revoked by the President. They noted that our regal Majesty himself was displeased.
Quote: “ I have been active in overturning a number of executive orders by my predecessor”.
Immediately, Scott Pruitt EPA overturned federal-regulations for the Turkey Industry. Toxic waste from Turkey farms are now allowed to be released into the environment! Apparently, Turkeys can now contribute to Climate-Change.
Oh… cheese-whiz I’m not making this up. Its posted in High County News. ( Dunno it might be a Soviet err… Russian hack)
- Thinking I’ll get 2 or more shots of Bourbon now