Kristen House

Southern in San Francisco. PayPal poet.

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Grocery Ghosts

Sculpting three contributing members of humanity out of tiny terrorists is hard work on a normal day. But some days it seems like an…

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SF Hillbillies

It’s hot in San Francisco right now. Hot like soup. So hot I want to punch people for no reason. So hot that I remember why I live in San…

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Why isn’t mommy sleeping?

When I was 17, I rushed the only three sororities on campus. I was so excited at the possiblity of having friends, friends who didn’t know…

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We’ll always have Kitten Party

“Careful not to step in the vomit on your way back to your bedroom,” are not words I ever expected to utter in my lifetime. Not ever.

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