When I was nineteen years old, Elie Wiesel grabbed my ass.
Jenny Listman
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Good God, an old man 20 years ago touched my ass. Great. Her crap-feelings are more important than a man who tracked down genocidal killers of a whole nation. This article is so lame I came here because it was linked to from a humor site on Reddit.

A brush with Jenny Listman’s ass is more important than inmate A-7713’s telling the story of massacres at Auschitz and Buchenwal concentration camps. Jenny Listman’s ass, more important than the 13 million dead slavs, Gypsys, Jews and others.

Here’s some asses Jenny: http://www.warfoto.com/bh165xx.jpg