Uhm huhm Born on a pig, pea, bean, and bacco farm gave me a little common sense. Joining the Navy taught me to never again volunteer yourself, but, I still do.

Feb 5, 2016

The Legend O’ Peter Tom

Welp, once there was a boy named, uhm, Peter Tom. This fine young feller played with his pecker all day. Evry one said you will go blind, but, Peter just shrugged it off and said, “oh hell I’ll be fine”. Two days later Peter was seein dots, cum next day he was seeing spots. Six days later poor Peter lost his sight, but, young Pete said “I reckon I’ll be alright”. You see young lil’ Peter had 12 inch dong and thought, “If I can’t find that then, I’m in the wrong…