I’m sayin’, man, I didn’t learn anything. I threw some shit at a wall and I guess some of it stuck! It was luck and timing. But I’ll toast the hell out of the marshmallows and sell the bricks so I can buy avocados.

I don’t want fame. Just people to share ideas with and enough money that I can get a yard for my dog to run around in.

And I’m soooo far past legal — 35! Although apparently I still look nineteen and get carded for everything, always.