Oh, I totally think I have bots!!! I wrote a thing and it got…stupid amounts of attention…and so I have some double followers (with no posts, pictures, or bylines) and some that are very clearly weird companies? Or something?

I don’t know exactly but I think they somehow attach to accounts that have a lot of activity for some unknown techy kind of reason that is lost on people like me.

Who the hell knows. I still have no idea how this stuff really works, nor do I care, honestly. I’m just here to write some shit and read some better shit. Right? Write.