Misadventures of an Awkward Teenage Girl — Chapter 2

Kim Funk
Kim Funk
Nov 4 · 5 min read

The Girls

Photo by Gwen Ong on Unsplash

Every teenage girl knows that boobs attract boys. And I was no different. Boobs solve to every kind of awkwardness imaginable. Girls with boobs were well dressed, confident and smart. Seriously — there were brains in those boobs.

Boobs got you a date to Homecoming.

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Kim Funk

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A hockey mom who loves writing about hockey, her small town, freelancing and life after divorce.

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