Fuck You, I’m Not A Millennial
Patrick Hipp

“Patton Oswalt wrote a piece about how non-Millennials seem far more obsessed with their phones, and my theory is that it’s because we remember when there weren’t phones that could connect to the great itch-scratching internet and fear that, one day, they might be taken away from us, so we’re constantly proving to ourselves that they’re still there, that they still work.” Cross out “phones that could connect to the…..” and put in “Planned Parenthood that could help with an unwanted pregnancy”. Older women remember. Young women don’t know the fear of an illegal abortion.

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