Coffee detox - Day 7:
I see words - "Espresso" "Macchiato" - where there are none.
I hear voices from the coffee machine: "Shhhh... Just one cup... No one will know... You need me... YOU NEED ME!!"
I have a sinking feeling every time someone with a cappuccino passes me. A sense of longing... like the feeling you get when you see your ex and she is more beautiful than ever and you start questioning every life decision you have ever made.
But, this is not when I give up.
This is when I hold that cup of Green Tea firmly and shout: "Go away, you coffee demon. Go back to the bean where you belong. This body abhors you and your caffeinated superpowers. I REJECT YOU!"