One of the first things I did when I found out this morning was to leave a voicemail for a friend.
Stephen M. Tomic

Ahahahaha omg. Ok ok here was one of my favorites (see now I’m bringing the puns to Medium see what happens):

Nixon: There’s no way you’ll have a more scandalous presidency than me.

Trump: Hold my beer

Nixon: Wait this isn’t beer


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