Ha! I’m torn between being frustrated by all the hoop de do over menstruation products and just succumbing to the nudging stream humor of your piece. #torn
SIDE NOTE: have you tried a diva cup (or any of those variations)? I switched a few years ago and haven’t bought pads or tampons since. also also, you can get them on Amazon, and they don’t exactly run out the way tampons, so no more trekking to the store!