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Ha, thank you, Jules!

They totes didn’t; I just stealth style subbed in my screen name initials. Although, in retrospect, I feel like my daily amusement would have been much greater if I’d convinced them all my screen/pen name IS my real name. Dammit! Missed opportunity. 😄

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