Brilliant, and I choked on my seltzer at least three times.
Zelda Pinwheel

Hahaha! Mission: accomplished.

Seriously tho what the fuck is my book about. I am over here typing about toe jam. This is not my book. Fml. Also I typed ‘hear’ and almost didn’t catch it. BYE FOREVER.

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