Hahaha literally just spat my cuppa out in laughter Classical Sass.
Wild Flower

It’s cold where you are??? QUICK let’s trade! Fuck science, too. Apparently. I need more coffee. (Also, spit take laughing is my very favorite and also a side goal of mine. ❤️ thank you.)

*i always love the first bits of summer. But this far south, at sea level, July is the inside of satan’s neck pimple and that just sucks all the fun out. I have no idea how anyone in Florida is even alive still. They must strap AC units to their chests and march about yelling war cries to distract them from the seeping nihilism.

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