Thank you, Kim! Erm, wait you’re welcome! Thank welcome. Ugh why am I awake so early.

Yeah, my parents talked about taking me there a bunch of times when I was a kid but the convo always devolved the same way:

Mom: should we go?? Look at her.

(Me -drooling over catalogue for fourth straight hour)

Dad: sure! That’s a good idea! Hey look at these prices though.

Mom: what the hell.

Dad: what if we…get tickets to The Magic Flute instead?

Mom: oh yeah. That’s better. Fuck that house.

Sigh.