The Real Reason You Get 50 Claps

Classical Sass
Aug 22, 2017 · 1 min read

Wanna know how many of your writer peeps gave you fifty? Division. Wanna know how awesome your story *would* have been, had you gotten fifty from everyone? Multiplication. This is all a ploy to get you to multiply and divide like your phone doesn’t even have a calculator built right in. Don’t fall for it. Fuck math. Stay clapping rando numbers. #WeGotThis

Love, Kitch

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Classical Sass

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