According to My Medium Stats, I Died Six Months Ago

Yo, I think you’re hysterical. Also, side note, when you said flatlined on medium, I assumed you’d been here for months (years maybe!) and then you said twelve days and I may or may not have cry laughed. I think every last one of us obsessively checks the stats, esp the first few weeks! Ok whatever I totally did. I had to stop tho bc the insanity was hampering my ability to use soap and toothpaste. It’s not like I missed either one, but my dogs were starting to avoid me. Problem. 😉

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