Threw your phone off a freeway bridge in an effort to avoid texting your ex, hit a police car’s windshield by accident, and now you can’t make bail?
How to Be an Excellent Hot Mess in Three Easy Steps!
Ellie Guzman
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I’ve actually thrown the phone, only to have it hit the mattress and bounce into perfect position to be used. :)

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