Threw your phone off a freeway bridge in an effort to avoid texting your ex, hit a police car’s windshield by accident, and now you can’t make bail?
How to Be an Excellent Hot Mess in Three Easy Steps!
Ellie Guzman

I’ve actually thrown the phone, only to have it hit the mattress and bounce into perfect position to be used. :)

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