Best revenge is served up coldly. Trump locked up the beachfront view. Downward did your value plummet. Gotta give the shark his due.
Owed to Mar-a-Lago


This whole stanza is perfect.

Holy rhyming skills, Batman, this sounds natural — it’s so hard to write rhyming poems that sound contemporary without being contrived or tacky, and here, you make it look easy.

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