Certain facts in this story have been changed to better fit with a narrative decided on by the author. I refute entirely the items presented as such and as a participant in said discussion I made no statement resembling “Fine, but…”, my arguments are eloquent, refined, dare I say awesomesauce and to my recollection consisted more of items like “bacon is the one true God and all others shall bow before its magnificence” or “those that choose the ways of the vegan devil, shall rue the return of the porken God”.

Yep, sounds about right.